Unlucky rabbits
Upscale Queer Burlesque
Welcome to Unlucky Rabbits, an upscale queer burlesque club centered in Ishgard.Here, you will find an immersive atmosphere with a focus on heavy RP, in a queer and explicitly trans-inclusive space.
EVERY SECOND AND FOURTH SUNDAY, 5PM PST / 8PM EST
MARILITH (DYNAMIS). EMPYREUM. WARD 1, PLOT 52Discord
Rules
-By entering this space you are stating that both you and your character are 21+ years of age, and that you consent to seeing roleplay content of a sexual nature, and other content of an adult variety (drugs, violence, etc.)-Absolutely no bigotry, including but not limited to homophobia, transphobia, transmisogyny, racism, sexism, ableism.-Consent is key. Respect each other and staff members. When in doubt, please communicate it out and reach out in tells or what makes you comfortable to discuss.-There will be no syncshell, we are a vanilla-friendly establishment. Staff may choose to pair with you individually.-Anyone found to be breaking any of these rules is subject to dismissal and blacklisting.-Admins have the right to remove anyone at any time.
About
Born from the love of bunnies and burlesque, Unlucky Rabbits is a club by two queers who love their femme fatale Vieras very much. We are an inclusive, queer-focused, heavy roleplay venue for characters to enjoy the sensual art of erotic dancing, or have sexy, adult fun in a safe setting. Come play with us ❤️What We Are-A performance venue for erotic and adult creators
-Welcoming to everyone, except for bigots
-A place for consensual, in character casual playWhat We Are Not
-A brothel: though some staff might receive private bookings beyond just dances, that is between the staff member and the patron.
-A place for public ERP: Though we are an erotic venue, we ask any genuine sex acts not upon the stage be kept out of general chat, for consent reasons.If you'd like to listen along with our curated music, please join our Cytube
Services
Aside from room rental, and private dances all services are IC gil only
No actual gil or items will be traded.Gil Services
◇ Private Dances
If you decide you want to book a private dance with a performer of your choice, and the staff member consents, you are welcome to do so. Private dances are currently held [TBD].
Private dances are only available for booking during venue hours.
None of the staff employed by Unlucky Rabbits has an obligation to consent.
What a dance entails is up to the dancer themselves.
Management will not always be available during venue hours.
Prices are determined by the individual performer.
100% of gil goes to the individual booked.◇ Room Rentals CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLEVIP
At Unlucky Rabbits, we wish to encourage a more immersive experience. For this reason, our VIP program is gil-optional; instead, if you are interested in the perks we offer, your OC must establish an IC connection with our staff. You can do this by establishing rapport with any staff member.Note that if you do wish to donate gil, you will still be required to establish an IC connection◇ VIP PERKS
Exclusive VIP-only Events and adult performances
Book dances outside venue hours
Staff
•Owners•
Kaj Snjor
Pronouns: He/him
Gender: Intersex Man
Sexuality: Masc/Masc aligned
ERP?: YesAbout: Quick-witted, a venomous tongue, and an ass that won't quit, Kaj is a notorious beauty. A former courtesan of the Garlean Empire, he is now up to his own devices (gods save us all).
Mjara Phovent
Pronouns: They/he/she
Gender: Genderqueer
Sexuality: Masc/masc aligned
ERP?: Depends. Discussion required. (please send /tell or DM)About: Vivacious. Charming. Enigmatic. Mjara prides themselves on their artistry and intellect; an individual of entertainment and hedonism. They wield their wit like a dagger, and aren't afraid to twist salt into any wound they deem proper to leave.
•Management•
•Security•
Fray
Position: Security
Pronouns: He/him
Gender: Trans masc
Sexuality: Sex positive ace
ERP?: You can't afford itAbout: Captain of his own mercenary crew. Does odd jobs to keep himself busy. Good at mixing drinks, but unlikely he'll be so generous here. Quiet and painfully honest. Probably the worst man (tm) to ever meet. Good luck.
Vincent Veilsong
Position: Security
Pronouns: He/him
Gender: Cisgender man
Sexuality: Pansexual
ERP?: Unlikely, but possibleAbout: Surprisingly friendly despite appearances. He has the tendency to play host more than he should be but there's an inkling that he might be paying attention to the space more than one thinks he might be.
•Bartenders•
Frey
Position: Bartender/Performer
Pronouns: They/them
Gender: Nonbinary
ERP?: DependsAbout: With an easy smile and a silver tongue, Frey makes for an excellent conversation partner, regardless of whether someone wishes to trade niceties or barbs. The Ishgardian jester might be prone to the occasional bit of mischief, but at least they can promise that your experience won’t be boring.
Nao
Position: Bartender
Pronouns: He/him
Gender: Cis Man
Sexuality: Pansexual
ERP?: Depends (discussion first)About:A soft spoken man who just enjoys being of service to others whether that be serving a drink or weaving fine silk. It would be best advised to speak and not motion to him for he is blind.
Mephi Pyotr Morningstar
Position: [redacted]
Pronouns: He/him
Gender: Like he's a guy but he also don't give a shit
Sexuality: If it works it works
ERP?: Yes, but must have a convo ic/oocAbout: 8 fulms tall and dressed generally in bespoke suits and covering fabrics. The man always has a jewel or more in his ears and special glasses for his special eyes. A known barman, singer and more, he might not fit you but it never hurts to try him out.
•Hosts/Dancers•
Flor Acevedo (alias Maxine)
Position: Dancer
Pronouns: He/him
Gender: Transmasc
Sexuality: Pansexual fem preference
ERP?: Yes, discussion required firstAbout: He's luxury. He's diamonds and jewels. He's glamour. He's dangerous while looking like a star. He lives for the spotlight and he lives for being the queen of his own criminal enterprise.
Maz
Position: Host
Pronouns: They/them
Gender: Masc-aligned
Sexuality: Queer
ERP?: DependsAbout: Courteous, Nice ™, and easy on the eyes. Maz is excellent company for a leisurely talk. They are curious in nature and like to learn about experiences that are wildly different from theirs. However behind their work-sona there lies a lot more depth.
Heda
Position: Top, ideally— but Dancer works too.
Pronouns: She/Her
Gender: Woman
Sexuality: Bisexual
ERP?: YesAbout: Heda would insist she is lady luck, and when one moves as gracefully as she, any title is her's to claim. Always bet on black, unless of course, she's decided to wear red for the ocassion, and you'll find yourself richer for the experience!
Lilja
Position: Host
Pronouns: She/They
Gender: Cis Female
Sexuality: Lesbian
ERP?: Depends, discussion requiredAbout: An actress from an older age, Lilja sees the world as a stage for her entertainment. Everyone but puppets on a stage, she forever finds amusement with others, delighted in seeing just how they dance.
Naid Carville
Position: Dancer/Host
Pronouns: She/her
Gender: a HWOMAN. 💖
Sexuality: Bisexual.
ERP?: Yes with IC/OOC discussion!About: Eccentric, vivacious, bewitching, and verse...atile, Naid may not be everyone's cup of coffee, but she's an experience worth savoring at least once. If nothing else, this ever so slightly demented chatterbox will leave you with a story to share with your friends, family, loved ones, and therapist.
•Performers•-note:Performers change nightly-
Performer Name
Thank You
Special thanks to Soup, Bee, Flash, Hana, and Martin for all their assistance putting this place together! And to all our friends!